ضرب المثل های انگلیسی (طنز)

سلام دوستان عزیز
برای این بار یک مطلب خیلی جذاب را انتخاب کرده ام

یک معلم کلاس اول ضرب المثل های خیلی معروف را جمع آوری کرده و به هر دانش آموز نیمه اول هر ضرب المثل را داده و از آنها خواسته که آنرا تکمیل کنند. پاسخ ها بسیار خواندنی هستند.

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It’s hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids (6 year-olds), because the last one is classic!

* Strike while the ………insect is close.
* Never underestimate the power of…………ants.
* Don’t bite the hand that………………..looks dirty.
* Better to be safe than…………….punch a grade 7 boy.
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
* It’s always darkest before…………DaylightSaving Time.
* You can lead a horse to water but………..how?
* No news is…………………………….impossible.
* A miss is as good as a………………….Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new…………..maths.
* Love all, trust………………………..me.
* The pen is mightier than the…………….pigs.
* An idle mind is…………………the best way to relax.
* Where there’s smoke there’s……………..pollution.
* Happy the bride who……………gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is……………………….not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…………………the Musketeers.
* Don’t put off till tomorrow what….you put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……….you have to blow your nose.
* There are none so blind as………………Stevie Wonder.
* Children should be seen and not………….smacked or grounded.
* If at first you don’t succeed……………get new batteries.
* You get out of something only what you……see in the picture on the box.
* When the blind leadeth the blind……..get out of the way.

تکمیل ضرب المثل ها هم کار خودتان است، با کمی چک کردن دیکشنری می توانید ضرب المثل های اصلی را پیدا کنید.

چند جمله tongue twister بسیار زیبا

سلام
چند جمله که معروف به Tongue twister هستند را برای شما برای این مطلب انتخاب کردم
این جملات برای تکرار کردن بسیار سخت هستند، یک امتحان کنید، برای چند دقیقه ای سرگرم خواهید شد با انگلیسی

Here are some funny and sometimes hard and challenging tongue twisters, give them a try

Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells Sally sells surely won’t sail
But since Sally sells sea shells and not ship sails,
Surely she’ll sell all the shiny sea shells she’s soon shipping on sale.

Uma Mona Newman

There once was a woman
Named Uma Mona Newman
She nimbly made feminine M&Ms

She didn’t like a lot of ‘em
She only liked the minimum
She loved the mini-cinnamon
And the aluminum chrysanthemum.

So Uma Mona Newman
Nimbly made for the millennium
A minimum of feminine
Yummy mini-cinnamon
Chrysanthemum aluminum
M&Ms.
-InnocentEnglish

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk

These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

Betty Botter bought a bit of bitter butter!

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Perspicacious Polly Perkins purchased Peter Piper’s pickled products And peddled pretty popular pickles to produce a pretty proper profit!

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!

However, the shot Shott shot shot shot Nott not Shott.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Greek grapes go great draped on crates of crushed dates.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer.

The epitome of femininity
With double indemnity

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خب چطور بودند؟ سخت؟
با کمی تمرین راحت تر می توانید این جملات را تلفظ کنید، تمرین خوبی برای تلفظ و روان شدن است.

انگلیسی خود را تست کنید

سلام دوستان عزیز
این بار در خدمت شما هستم با یک تست جالب برای این مطلب یک تست (امتحان) برای شما آماده کرده ام که شما بعد از انجام دادن آن خواهید فهمید که در چه سطحی انگلیسی می دانید.
این یک تست استاندارد می باشد که شامل سه بخش: Listening ، Grammar و Reading می باشد.
برای قسمت Listening شما می توانید یک کاغذ و قلم داشته باشید تا نکته های مهم را یادداشت برداری کنید.
یادتان باشد که پاسخ این تست فقط در بار اول سطح انگلیسی شما را نشان می دهد... پس توجه کنید.
این تست حداکثر باید 10 دقیقه طول بکشد و نه بیشتر...
با کلیک روی لینک زیر به صفحه تست بروید.

TEST YOUR ENGLISH

افعال بی قاعده

سلام دوستان
افعال بی قاعده در زبان انگلیسی نقش مهمی دارند و در زمان های present perfect, past perfect, future perfect, passive و ... مورد استفاده قرار می گیرند.
لیستی از افعال بی قاعده (Irregular verbs) را در پایین می بینید.

base form	past simple	past participle
arise	a rose	arisen
awake	awoke	awoken
be	was/were	been
bear	bore	born(e)
beat	beat	beaten
become	became	become
begin	began	begun
bend	bent	bent
bet	bet	bet
bind	bound	bound
bite	bit	bitten
bleed	bled	bled
blow	blew	blown
break	broke	broken
breed	bred	bred
bring	brought	brought
broadcast	broadcast	broadcast
build	built	built
burn	burnt/burned	burnt/burned
burst	burst	burst
buy	bought	bought
can	could	……  (been able)
catch	caught	caught
choose	chose	chosen
cling	clung	clung
come	came	come
cost	cost	cost
creep	crept	crept
cut	cut	cut
deal	dealt	dealt
dig	dug	dug
do	did	done
draw	drew	drawn
dream	dreamt/dreamed	dreamt/dreamed
drink	drank	drunk
drive	drove	driven
eat	ate	eaten
fall	fell	fallen
feed	fed	fed
feel	felt	felt
fight	fought	fought
find	found	found
fly	flew	flown
forbid	forbade	forbidden
forget	forgot	forgotten
forgive	forgave	forgiven
freeze	froze	frozen
get	got	got
give	gave	given
go	went	gone
grind	ground	ground
grow	grew	grown
hang	hung	hung
have	had	had
hear	heard	heard
hide	hid	hidden
hit	hit	hit
hold	held	held
hurt	hurt	hurt
keep	kept	kept
kneel	knelt	knelt
know	knew	known
lay	laid	laid
lead	led	led
lean	leant/leaned	leant/leaned
learn	learnt/learned	learnt/learned
leave	left	left
lend	lent	lent
lie (in bed)	lay	lain
lie (to not tell the truth)	lied	lied
light	lit/lighted	lit/lighted
lose	lost	lost
make	made	made
may	might	……
mean	meant	meant
meet	met	met
mow	mowed	mown/mowed
must	had to	……
overtake	overtook	overtaken
pay	paid	paid
put	put	put
read	read	read
ride	rode	ridden
ring	rang	rung
rise	rose	risen
run	ran	run
saw	sawed	sawn/sawed
say	said	said
see	saw	seen
sell	sold	sold
send	sent	sent
set	set	set
sew	sewed	sewn/sewed
shake	shook	shaken
shall	should	……
shed	shed	shed
shine	shone	shone
shoot	shot	shot
show	showed	shown
shrink	shrank	shrunk
shut	shut	shut
sing	sang	sung
sink	sank	sunk
sit	sat	sat
sleep	slept	slept
slide	slid	slid
smell	smelt	smelt
sow	sowed	sown/sowed
speak	spoke	spoken
spell	spelt/spelled	spelt/spelled
spend	spent	spent
spill	spilt/spilled	spilt/spilled
spit	spat	spat
spread	spread	spread
stand	stood	stood
steal	stole	stolen
stick	stuck	stuck
sting	stung	stung
stink	stank	stunk
strike	struck	struck
swear	swore	sworn
sweep	swept	swept
swell	swelled	swollen/swelled
swim	swam	swum
swing	swung	swung
take	took	taken
teach	taught	taught
tear	tore	torn
tell	told	told
think	thought	thought
throw	threw	thrown
understand	understood	understood
wake	woke	woken
wear	wore	worn
weep	wept	wept
will	would	……
win	won	won
wind	wound	wound
write	wrote	written

brick (داستان)

سلام دوستان

این داستان زیبا را بخوانید، حتما خوشتان خواهد آمد:

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared.Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and drove the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting, "What was that all about and who are you ? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money.Why did you do it
The young boy was apologetic. "Please mister ... please  I'm sorry... I didn't know what else to do," he pleaded "I threw the brick because no one else would stop With tears dripping down his face and off his chin  the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car "It's my brother," he said."He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair then took out his fancy handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay "Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the little boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home. It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message:

Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention

God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts
Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has
to throw a brick at us
It's our choice: Listen to the whisper ... or wait for the brick