taking good care (جوک)

سلام دوستان

همانطور که می دانید تالار گفتگوی افغانتاک  کار خود را شروع کرده و شما دوستان هم می توانید از این فروم استفاده کرده و مطالب خود را با دیگر دوستان خود به اشتراک بگذارید و یا اگر سوال در هر موردی داشتید از دوستان خود راهنمایی بخواهید.

در سمت راست وبلاگ یک قسمت جدید را اضافه کرده ام با نام معرفی به دوستان، شما می توانید وبلاگ افغان ESL را به این وسیله به دوستان خود معرفی کنید.

شما تنها کافیست که نام و ایمیل دوستان خود را وارد کنید و دکمه ارسال دعوتنامه را بزنید.

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die "

accompany	همراهی کردن
checkup	معاینه
suffer	رنج بردن
severe	سخت
horrible	وحشتناک
disease	بیماری
Combined with	ترکیب شده با
following	شرح ذیل
fix	درست کردن
mood	حال
nutritious	مقوی
meal	وعده غذایی (ناهار)
to burden	تحمیل کردن
chore	کارهای خانه
discuss	بحث کردن
worse	بدتر
to make love	نزدیکی کردن
whim	خواسته، هوس
satisfy	راضی کردن، ارضا کردن
regain	بازیافتن

ترجمه این جوک را در تالار افغان تاک در قسمت طنز و فکاهی خواهید یافت